Bitchin'

I will not end like this! This stuff is tight, but if I work hard enough I will get out of this, you can't keep me like this, and I won't let you... ouch!

Dammit, I feel like shit and I CANNOT walk like this, don't you get it? Just look at me and... hey I said look at me! Ouch! Look at me and... ouch! Shit stop this you fucking.... AAARRRRGH! No, I am not obeying your fucking orders, I am not a dog! What are you going to do if I don't play along? You can't shock me all fucking... ouch, hey, OUCH, stop this, AAARGH.... eat shit and die, I am not going to. Submit to your fucking OUCH... HRRRGH, oh my God okay, okay, I am coming, fine! Woof, yes I am barking for you, if it makes you happy. Woof, okay?

All I need to do is play along. They are going to find me, and all I gotta do is play along with this motherfucking bullshit until they do. I just need to survive, that's all, and stay sane. She's not going to win, she's not going to... OUCH yes woof, I am coming, woof woof fucking woof, yes I'm barking, hear?

Crazy fucking bitch... I need to sleep, need to rest and recover a little... just a little and once I'm out of this you'll suffer, I'll make you... OUCH, okay okay I can't go any faster, stop this... fuck you, stop shocking me, yes YES I bark for you, woof, okay?

When I get out of this I'm going to... oh God I'm so tired, come on, I'm a human being, this is fucking cruel, I hate you so much... I'm thirsty... fuck how can you do this to me, don't you know I'll make you pay for... oh no, no God no please not another round I can't go another fucking round! Not another goddamn round I need to drink something and catch my fucking breath, listen to me... OUCH! Ouch! Woof! Okay, okay stop this, WOOF!

The cops must know she did it. Someone must have seen the car, or someone found DNA on the street or something like that. They will find me, they will get me out of this, definitely, and I can't wait for them bursting in here and stuffing her punk ass into one of their cars and bashing her skull in I can't wait for... OUCH, okay I'm following you, okay? OUCH, yes, bark, I am coming, woof, okay?

Is this... day three? What, I have been doing this for three ... or four... days?? At least look at me. At least fucking look at me! Look at me, I am a fucking human being, don't keep looking somewhere else when you order me around! Can you please just... AARRRRGH that fucking collar, fucking electroshocks, see I am at your heel, I'm a good doggy, now fucking stop this you're frying my brain!

New morning again... so tired, and cold... did I sleep? Please wait, I can't get up, feel so stiff... ouch, shit, okay yes woofwoofwoof, see I'm moving, it's fine, I'm moving! I CAN get up but for God's sake please... UUUUGHyeah..WOOF, I'm... woof, woof, I'm answering you, I'm following, okay!

So tired, oh my God my arms ache... no please not again... trying my best, see? Just not another shock, please. Please no... You ask me a question and I'm barking yes, hear? I'm barking like a good doggy just please look at me at least, look at me you fucking bitch, I'm barking, okay??

The cops... can't wait for them... fuck you bitch, once they are here you'll suffer, I'll... I'll...

How many days now? Six... six? Oh God how many days...?

So thirsty... short break, water... and another round but I can't do another round, I think I'm dying... stink like a dog, so hungry, thirsty, my mouth so dry, tongue dangling... weird memories, how long have I been here?

Is this more than a week now? More than a whole week!? Smell so bad, feel so bad... Woof, yes Miss, woof... I know every patch of grass, every stone... eyes front, always eyes front... woof yes okay, another round, bark, woof, yesyes but don't shock me, oh God I'm so fucking exhausted... you'll pay for this, I will pay them to rape you, pay them to kill you... OUCH woof, okay, fuck woof...fone? Woof.

The cops will come. Just play along. Play along.

How long now? Barking yes, getting up, another round. Short break, some water... she looks into my eyes, good! Thanks, yes I am here, okay, barking. Nodding... OUCH no nodding, stop nodding, only humans nod, you are not allowed to nod... bark instead, and yes she's happy with me, thank God... compliments me, I am a good doggy... woof. I'm learning... less shocks now, because I am good, oh thank God...

Follow, heel in front of me, faster now, another round, okay. A break, thank God, barking, drink drink drink fast, she wants me to walk another round. So tired, drooly, arms hurt still... exhausted, hate the bitch, woof once I'm... once I'm out of, oh thanks, bark, water is good, I feel so tired are we done now? Pats my back, is nice to me, oh thanks, yes I'm good, patting back feels good, so tired... woof, are we done, woof? We are done, oh thanks sleep woof yes I'm in the kennel again, oh thanks for sleep.

New morning. Wake up, she's here, bark. Woof. She looks at me, good day! Bark, eat, drink, she looks at me, pats my back, gives me a small piece of chocolate... woof, so tasty! Bark, she smiles, I am a good doggy, no shock but a pat on the back and she is so happy with me...

My god no stopitstpitstopit whattheFUCK is wrong with me, am I fucking retarded? Snap out of this, snap out of this, just play along until they find you, and stop being happy when... woof... when the fucking bitch pats your back!

LET ME GO YOU FUCKING PUNK COCKSUCKER!

OUCH, oh God, ouch, stop it, I didn't want to freak out, stop please, woof, woof, woof!

Follow, yes I follow but I won't forget... oh the track is different, new obstacles, new rounds... hard training, sweating so much, drooling so much, I'm so tired, thinkthinkthink how long have I been here? Concentrate and.... Try to... woof, yes, follow, heel, sit, woof... another round, she's in a good mood today, patting my back, bark, chocolate thank you... stopitstopitstopit stop being happy when she looks at you IM NOT A FUCKING DOG!

New morning, get up, bark, greet Mistress, be nice, obey. Chocolate for me, a pat on the back for me, being cleaned with a sponge, oh nice, woof, thanks, so happy. Less training, just going for a walk, feels good, oh thank god, this is a nice day. Mistress talking to me, bark, woof, yes Mistress, okay. Woof. Some training? Okay, woof, why not. Nice sunny day, training in the sun, good doggy. Eat, woof, sleep, woof, and obey and be a good doggy, it's so much easier that way.

So easy now, keep barking, obey rules and be good.

They are going to find me and... ARGH woof, WOOF!

So tired... woof...