My Emasculation - pinned skinned and removed

Sarah now stated the facts, “we feel sorry for you having such a small, useless penis, I suspect that’s why you raped our friend - you see any girl seeing that after a date would be very upset and would not feel that sex was worth the effort - she would either walk away in disgust or else make an excuse to avoid sex…how many times has this happened to you?”

I retorted angrily “never as I was still a virgin.”

Sofi reiterated that “your penis would not touch the sides of any normal girls pussy, and besides most would be turned off by the lack of pubic hair, deeming you not to be a proper man.”

She continued “most people feel that the body is sacred and made perfect by god, hence why the need to cut bits off - the hair, the foreskin, they would find you very strange and unattractive, at least so in the UK where circumcision is rare.”

“To the outside world you look strong and fit, with blond hair and blue eyes, however underneath you hide a darker shadow of boyhood, my five year old brother wears the same pants as you, he is hairless and has a small penis, just like you.”

Sofi stated “Now if we calculate the likelihood of all these facts coming together in one person; the rare underwear choice, the hairless pubis, the circumcision, the tiny willy; we come to a value of 99.987% - being a maths expert you will know this is a high probability; thus taking into account the wallet, calling card, photo and positive identification we have no doubt that you are the proponent of this crime.”

Case dismissed.